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  2. en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Steven_WrightSteven Wright - Wikipedia

    Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He is known for his distinctive lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations. [1]

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  4. www.cracked.com › article_36196_67-of-the-best-steven-wright67 of the Best Steven Wright Jokes on His 67th Birthday

    • “I’m going to court next week. I’ve been selected for jury duty. It’s kind of an insane case. 6,000 ants dressed up as rice and robbed a Chinese restaurant …I don’t think they did it.
    • “I tried to hang myself with bungee cord… Kept almost dying.” Advertisement.
    • “I was walking down the street, there was a sign stapled to a telephone pole that said: Reward, lost $50. If found, just keep it”
    • “So I was laying in bed with my girlfriend reading the second hand diary that I bought… ‘I don't remember this.’ She said, “Let me ask you a question: If you could know how and when you were gonna die would you want to know?’

  5. www.youtube.com › watchComedian Steven Wright Reveals Which of His Jokes Is His All-Time...

    Apr 12, 2023 · Comedian Steven Wright joins Rich Eisen in-studio where he reveals which of his thousands of classic jokes is his all-time favorite and how he developed his ...

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  7. www.youtube.com › watchComedian Steven Wright | Funniest Collection - YouTube

    Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of...

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  8. thoughtcatalog.com › january-nelson › 2020100+ Hilarious Steven Wright Quotes and Jokes - Thought Catalog

    Jan 22, 2021 · Steven Wright quotes are hilarious. Wright is an American comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He’s best known for his slow, deadpan comedy of contrived situations and delivery of ironic, non sequitur jokes, sayings, and one-liners.

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  9. www.youtube.com › watchSteven Wright - Deadpan & One-Liners | Comedy - YouTube

    May 15, 2021 · Steven Wright - Deadpan & One-Liners | Comedy Support the Channel https://www.buymeacoffee.com/LaughPl Steven Wright is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ...

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  10. www.nytimes.com › 2023/05/16 › artsSteven Wright, Master of the One-Liner, Tries His Hand at a Novel

    May 16, 2023 · If there’s one living stand-up legend whose jokes are perfect for Twitter, it’s Steven Wright. Not only are they concise (“Lost a buttonhole”) but so meticulously absurd (“I like to reminisce...