Auguste Topaze
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Sensing an opportunity, actress Suzy (Nadia Gray) convinces her lover, corrupt city council member Castel Benac (Herbert Lom), to hire Topaze as a managing director for one of his businesses ...
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I Like Money / IDIOCRACY. Best of Idiocracy: • Best of Idiocracy idiocracy, idiocracy moments, idiocracy just look at him, idiocracy behind the scenes, idiocracy but it has electrolytes ...
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I Like Money: Directed by Peter Sellers. With Peter Sellers, Nadia Gray, Herbert Lom, Leo McKern. A poor but proud French teacher gets fired after refusing to modify the grades of a rich student.
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- Comedy, Drama
- Peter Sellers
- 1962-09
Idiocracy: Directed by Mike Judge. With Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph, Dax Shepard, Terry Crews. Corporal Joe Bauers, a decidedly average American, is selected for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten and left to awaken to a future so incredibly moronic that he's easily the most intelligent person alive.
- Joe
- Rita
- Frito Pendejo
- President Camacho
- Judge Hank "The Hangman" BMW
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I need for you to be serious for a second here, okay? I need help.They're watering crops with a sports drink?You know things are bad when they're coming to me for answers.Today I step into the shoes of a great man, a man by the name of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.Man! Upgrayedd didn't tell me they'd be putting me in no damn coffin with tubes and shit!!You think Einsteinwalked around thinking everyone was a bunch of dumb-shits? Now you know why he built that bomb.That's good, cause I charge by the hour.I like money.Go away! 'Batin'!I like having sex with chicks.There's a shuttle down in the Costco. It'll drop us right by the time machine.So you're smart, huh? I thought your head would be bigger. Looks like a peanut!Shut up. Sit your monkey ass down. Chill out.Shit. I know shit's bad right now. With all that starving bullshit. And the dust storms. And we're running out of French Fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.Come on, scro! Don't be a pussy! Besides, you do a kick-ass job and you get a full pardon.I'm fixin' to commensurate this trial here. We gonna see if we can come up with a verdict up in here!Now, since you all say you ain't got no money, we have "proprietarily" obtained for you one of them court-appointed lawyers, so put your hands together and give it up for Frito Pendejo!But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner city slang, and various grunts.Joe was about to learn, that in the future, justice was not only blind, but had become rather retarded as well.Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator had come to replace water virtually everywhere.After several hours, Joe finally gave up on logic and reason, and simply told the cabinet that he could talk to plants and that they wanted water.If you don't smoke Tarrlytons... Fuck you!Carl's Jr: Fuck you! I'm eating.[the "Fuddruckers" company's name has changed over the years] Buttfuckers"Extra Big Ass Fries!"Formica Davis: Well, it started off boring and slow, with Not Sure trying to bullshit everyone with a bunch of smart talk: '"Blah blah blah. You've got to believe me!"' That part of the trial sucke...Carl's Jr. Computer: Welcome to Carl's Jr. Would you like to try our EXTRA BIG ASS TACO? Now with more MOLECULES!Various: I like money.Time Machine Narrator: ...First to the year 1939 when Charlie Chaplin and his evil Nazi regime enslaved Europe and tried to take over the world! ... But then an even greater force emerged: The un!...Joe: Why me?Every time Metzler says, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way," I get out of the way.Sgt. Keller: Yeah, when he says that, you're not supposed to choose "get out of the way." It's supposed to embarrass you into leading, or at least following.Joe: That doesn't embarrass me.Program: Please speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity card. Document number G24L8.Joe: I'm not sure if—Program: You have entered the name "Not Sure". Is this correct, Not Sure?Find out how and where to watch "Mr. Topaze" online on Netflix, Prime Video, and Disney+ today – including 4K and free options.
- 97 min
Honest French teacher Auguste Topaze (Peter Sellers) is fired after refusing to alter the bad grades of a baroness' grandson. Sensing an opportunity, actress Suzy (Nadia Gray) convinces her lover...
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- Comedy
