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Meet the Spartans. A spoof of 300 (2006) and many other movies, TV series/shows/commercials, video games and celebrities. King Leonidas of Sparta and his army of 12 go to war against Xerxes of Persia to fight to the death for Sparta's freedom.
Though victory seemed to be in the Spartans' grasp, Paris Hilton betrays the Spartans and reveals the location of the goat path to Xerxes in return for various gifts. Using a CGI army (with the blue screen blatantly shown), Xerxes meets the twelve remaining Spartans, and the war is on.
Meet the Spartans (2008) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more.
Meet the Spartans: Directed by Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer. With Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo. A spoof of 300 (2006) and many other movies, TV series/shows/commercials, video games and celebrities.
"Meet the Spartans" has the sparse running time of 65 minutes (not counting the lengthy end credits), which was a blessing to the audience. The jokes all feel like ones that 9 year old boys would find hysterical, where everyone else would just hate them.
Carmen Electra. Actress: Scary Movie 4. Carmen Electra was born Tara Leigh Patrick on April 20, 1972 in Sharonville, Ohio, to Patricia Rose (Kincade), a singer, and Harry Stanley Patrick, an entertainer and guitarist. She is of mostly English, German, and Irish descent. She grew up near Cincinnati, Ohio and got her first boost when a scout for Prince spotted her fronting for a rap group in Los ...
Meet the Spartans (2008) - * Leonidas: Catch your breath. Vanilla blended. What is it boy? * Sonio: The Persians have found the secret passage through the hot gates. * Leonidas: Ah shit!
Meet the Spartans. Edit. Supa Dupa Fly. Written by Ali Dee (as Ali Theodore), Vincent Alfieri and Paris Hampton. Performed by Jack Amazing. Courtesy of DeeTown Entertainment. The Bomb. Written by Ak'Sent (as Krystle Johnson), Verse Simmonds (as Maurice Simmonds) and Shama Joseph. Performed by Ak'Sent.
Former film critic turned screenwriter and author C. Robert Cargill recalls seeing the film with what was the loudest, dumbest group of moviegoers he'd ever encountered up to that point. Fifteen minutes in to Meet The Spartans, everyone in the auditorium walked out, complaining how terrible the movie was.
Lazy, lame and painfully unfunny, Meet the Spartans is yet another scrambled-genre parody. Meet The Spartans gamely alternates between unfunny gay jokes and violent pratfalls for a good 80 minutes, finding time for not one, but two musical dance numbers set to "I Will Survive." Witless, tasteless, formless spoof.
