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  1. Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He is known for his distinctive lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations. [1]

    • “I’m going to court next week. I’ve been selected for jury duty. It’s kind of an insane case. 6,000 ants dressed up as rice and robbed a Chinese restaurant …I don’t think they did it.
    • “I tried to hang myself with bungee cord… Kept almost dying.” Advertisement.
    • “I was walking down the street, there was a sign stapled to a telephone pole that said: Reward, lost $50. If found, just keep it”
    • “So I was laying in bed with my girlfriend reading the second hand diary that I bought… ‘I don't remember this.’ She said, “Let me ask you a question: If you could know how and when you were gonna die would you want to know?’
  2. Apr 12, 2023 · 761K subscribers. Subscribed. 7.4K. 557K views 1 year ago #richeisenshow #comedy #stevenwright. Comedian Steven Wright joins Rich Eisen in-studio where he reveals which of his thousands of...

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  3. Jan 19, 2024 · Subscribed. 9.9K. 532K views 3 months ago #Colbert #Harold #Books. Legendary comedian Steven Wright makes his first appearance on The Late Show, much to the delight of superfan Stephen...

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  4. May 16, 2023 · May 16, 2023. If there’s one living stand-up legend whose jokes are perfect for Twitter, it’s Steven Wright. Not only are they concise (“Lost a buttonhole”) but so meticulously absurd ...

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  5. May 15, 2021 · 16K. 1.1M views 3 years ago UNITED STATES. Steven Wright - Deadpan & One-Liners | Comedy Support the Channel ...more. Steven Wright - Deadpan & One-Liners | ComedySupport the...

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  6. Learn about Steven Wright, a comedian who started telling jokes at 23 and has appeared on TV, films and albums. See his awards, credits and biography on his official website.