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- Why did the hole stay home from the party? It was feeling empty inside.
- What do you call a hole that tells jokes? A pun-dit.
- Why did the gardener dig a hole? He wanted to plant a joke.
- What’s a hole’s favorite type of music? Pop, because it’s full of air!
my friend just told me, 'I hope you die in a deep hole filled with water'. I know he means well. 👍︎ 13k. 💬︎. 90 comments. 👤︎ u/ThePrinceOfGoldHair. 📅︎ Jul 26 2020. 🚨︎ report. When he found out I was sick, my friend messaged me, hoping that I will quickly find a deep hole in a ground full of water.
Get ready for a laughter-filled journey with these 105+ hilarious hole jokes. Whether it’s about golf, doughnuts, or mysterious pits, these one-liners will have you chuckling in no time. So, let’s dive in and explore the light-hearted humor that revolves around the concept of holes.
Two hunters are walking through the woods when they come across a large hole. It's so deep that they can’t see the bottom. One hunter goes looking for something to throw down the hole hoping to see how deep it is. He finds a rusty old anvil near by and throws it down the hole.
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
- Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.
- For the pleasure of the audiophiles.
- Because he got a hole in one!
- One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it
- Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.
- A Hot Cross Bunny
- He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
- Incase he got a hole in one!
- There is no dirt in the hole!
- Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.
The Best Jokes about Holes · Why does a penis have a hole in the end? ... · Two guys work for the city: one furiously digs a hole, the other quickly fills the hole. A confused passerby asks: "Why do you dig a hole and fill it up again?" ...
A man is watching two council workers busy in a local park. One digs a hole, moves a couple of meters and digs another hole, and so on. The other worker follows the first, immediately filling in all the holes the first worker has dug. The man watching is furious, and approaches them saying, ... read more.
